Saw this and thought of you

Were your x-box and bike broken?
Was there nothing on TV?

Were you bored & lonely?
 Is that why you thought of me?

Is there something she lacks? 
Is it something I've got?

Is it something we had?
I just can't think what.

So you saw this thing, how sweet, how kind

And all of a sudden I spring to mind…

If every time I saw a piece of sh!t and texted to tell you so

You'd have stopped thinking about me a long long time ago.